The promises. In writing. On matte.
The category you’re shopping is full of recorded sessions sold as live, joining links that never arrive, refunds that go unanswered, and relentless upsells. We win by refusing every one of those moves — and by saying so here, plainly, where it can’t be misread.
Real data. · Live. · Yours to keep.
Every promise has a trigger
- Every session truly live.
- Every asset delivered, on an SLA.
- Zero upsell, ever.
- An honored money-back guarantee.
- Your data stays yours.
Break any one and the money-back guarantee applies. No hoops.
Six promises. Each one a move the incumbents won’t make.
These are commitments with operational triggers, not slogans. Each is written into our terms. Each directly answers a documented failure of the discount players you already know to distrust.
Hover, tap, or focus a promise to see exactly what triggers a refund.
Live means live.
Every session is delivered live by a named human, with two floor coaches moving through the room. Nothing is pre-recorded and dressed up as happening now. You can ask a question and get an answer in the same minute — that is the whole point of paying for a room.
If a session is genuinely interrupted — an instructor emergency, a platform outage — it is rescheduled live or refunded pro-rata. It is never quietly replaced with a recording and counted as delivered. This is the direct counter to the fake-live move the category is known for.
Every asset, with a date attached.
“Every asset delivered” is only a promise if it’s enforceable. Here is what you get and by when. Miss a window? It’s a refund trigger.
| Asset | Delivered by |
|---|---|
| Day 1 recording | Within 24h of Day 1 |
| Day 2 recording + every artifact, prompt, config, workflow, dashboard | Within 72h of Day 2 |
| Your 30-day rollout plan | At cohort close, Day 2 |
| Live office-hours session | ~2 weeks after the cohort |
The trigger: if any committed asset misses its window and isn’t cured within 7 days of you flagging it, you’re entitled to the money-back guarantee below.
Built, or your money back.
Plainly stated, honored, no hoops. The $500 ask carries real risk while we’re young — so we carry it with you, not the other way around.
Trigger A — outcome
Attend both days, complete the pre-work, and don’t leave with your working system — full refund.
You will build the named flagship artifacts live, on your data, or your money back.
Trigger B — promise breach
If we break the all-live or asset-delivery commitments, you get a refund on request.
The commitments above aren’t aspirational. Breaking one is grounds for your money back.
We’re precise about what you walk out with.
A vague promise is its own kind of overselling. Here is the honest scope — what the weekend is, and what it isn’t — so nothing is left to read between the lines.
What it is
A working system, running on your real data by Sunday evening.
What it isn’t
A production-hardened, SLA-backed enterprise deployment.
What it is
Every reusable part — context files, skills, agents, MCP setups, workflows, dashboards — yours to re-run and extend.
What it isn’t
A certificate, a placement, or a credential.
What it is
Files, configs and recordings kept forever, no time limit, no license fee.
What it isn’t
A subscription, or a paid “keep-it-alive” fee. Updates reach alumni free.
You leave with a working system on your data, plus every reusable part to re-run and extend it. Not a certificate. Not a production contract. A system you own.
Your data never leaves your control.
The first thing you learn, before any real data is touched, is how to keep it safe: redact-then-prompt, local-first patterns, scoped connectors, no-train settings. That is Module 0, taught up front in every cohort.
skaai never stores or retains your business data. It lives in your own tools and accounts; our connection is scoped to the task and removed when the weekend ends. If your org forbids connecting live data at all, you build the same system on a redacted or synthetic copy — the security objection never blocks the work.
What we will never do.
These are written into our operating rules, not just our marketing. Each is a documented incumbent failure we refuse to repeat.
No loss-leader funnel.
No cheap front-end workshop herding you toward a high-ticket back-end. The weekend is the product. The free preview is value-first, with no in-session hard sell.
No fake scarcity.
No countdown timers, no flashing “3 seats left.” Our scarcity is real and stated once: application-only, one cohort a month, ~24 seats. Any seat count you see reflects real remaining inventory.
Same price worldwide.
One fair, fixed price per currency — no regional markup. The India figure is a deliberate list price, not a drifting currency conversion dressed up as fairness.
No guaranteed-job claims.
We will never promise you a job, a salary, or a title. We promise a system you build and keep. The outcome you can verify on Monday is the only one we sell.
The constraints are real. We state them once.
Scarcity here isn’t a tactic. It’s the shape of a small, live, application-only room — named flatly, never manufactured.
Application-only
We read every one and reply fast.
One cohort a month
Not a rolling, always-open enrollment.
A hard cap, so the room learns your stack.
Application-only · One cohort a month · ~24 seats
A brand that doesn’t need to shout.
Read the page back. No timers, no pressure, no hidden price. Just the commitments, written down. If that’s the kind of room you want to be in, apply.
$500 / Rs 41,500 · the same in both markets.